The Reptilian Menace?

They came from the stars, no wait another dimension, umm…er wait…they came from dinosaurs! At least that’s what I’ve picked up while researching the subject of reptoids.

Reptoids, also known as reptilian bipeds, draconians, lizardmen, dinosauroids, etc…, are described as being humanoid in shape with an overall reptilian appearance. There are said to be scaly with the classic reptilian eyes, complete with slit pupils, and some are reported to have tails and or wings. They also seem to sort of bounce around the world of the paranormal, almost like they aren’t sure what niche they fit into. Some people claim to be abducted by alien reptoids. Other times they are just reptilian versions of Bigfoot that come out of the woods to pester humanity, or in one case, wreck a car. More often then not though, they are associated with vast galactic or earth bound conspiracies where they are the key players.

In one scenario, a species of highly intelligent dinosaur somehow survived being killed by the large piece of space rock that wiped out most all of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. After hiding in caves and getting by on whatever tid bits were left behind. Eventually they are said to have found either an entrance to the fabled “Hollow Earth” (more on that in another post), or just lived in deep caves caverns within the Earth’s crust, where they evolved (hence the term: dinosauroids) and became more intelligent then mankind. They are said to remain there today flying advanced aircraft (our UFOs) in and out of their subterranean homes.

The other main theory regarding reptoids is that they originated from another dimension or from another planet. After coming to Earth in their UFOs or dimensional rifts, take your pick, they, like in the dinosaur scenario, settled into the “Hollow Earth” or within the deep subterranean caves. It is from there that they maintain contact with both mankind and possibly other aliens.

Within both theories, agendas are practically the same. In general they are the key players in human politics, media, and wars. A few are said to be shape shifters capable of disguising themselves as humans. It has even been claimed that president George W. Bush or even Britain’s royal family are reptilians in disguise. It is from such seats of power that they control the masses in plots to either A) crossbreed with humanity B) eat babies or C) live off human fear. In short, they pretty control the world for their own twisted purposes. God knows why, but hey, they seem to like it.

Strangely reptilian beings are found throughout mythology, and as I said before, reptilian cryptids have been seen lurking in the woods or other dark places as well. There is an overall smorgasbord of reptilian entities to choose from. The Loveland Frogs, the serpent in the book of Genesis, lizardmen, gator men, or even descendants of Dragon Kings in Asia. However these myths, sightings, and stories are typically twisted by conspiracy theorists to say that reptoids have been with us throughout all of human history. Some even say that they created humanity in through genetic manipulation of our primate ancestors. Sort of a bizarre reversed version of Jurassic Park, only without they humans escaping and eating everyone.

As for whether or not I believe in any of this stuff, I have this to say; if George W. Bush is some sort of super intelligent reptilian menace, he sure is a lousy example of one. In other words, you've got to be kidding me...

Sources & Further Reading:
The Reptilian Agenda - Reptilianagenda.com
Reptoid Research Center - Reptoids.com
Reptilian Humanoid - Wikipedia
Reptoids - Subversive Element
Reptilian Bidpeds - Cryptid Zoo
Reptiloid - Tinwiki